Well, it’s been a while, but I have a very good reason

Now, a lot of you may have been wondering where I’ve been all this time, and all I can say is that I’ve been here. Or as much here as possible, which has been difficult because I’ve been doing a few things that have necessitated my not being here, exactly, as in here at my desk.

This post is already starting to go horribly wrong, but here’s a video that should go some way to explaining what I’ve been up to.